Comments on: Making Love “divinity style”

By: k

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:02:17 +0000

Hi
Fell into you from Morford. i think I’ll hang around for a while, ok?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:32:23 +0000

Excellent question . . . Archangels are at the top of my list. There’s no way to relate the following anecdote without sounding naughty and/or crazy, so I’ll speak plainly:

Once, while meditating on a particularly fiery, etherial image I heard a resonant voice intone: “Melt”. I felt a beam of light slip between my legs and lance all the way up my spine to the crown of my head. And melt I did, into a molten golden puddle of bliss! A yummy, sacrelicious encounter that smacks vaugely of the Archangel Michael. I sure wouldn’t mind trysts like that on a regular basis.

Also, I’d love an outdoor romp with any of the lusty, leafy Green Men archetypes, and I agree with you about Jesus. The man must’ve been a fox.

By: Sylvan

Sylvan — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:33:05 +0000

Plus, don’t forget, Jesus can turn water into Astroglide.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:35:00 +0000

Kwan Yin: She’s compassionate, elegant, serene, and a Buddhist bodhisattva – she’s vowed never to rest until all beings in the entire universe are enlightened. As my friend Marc says, she gives and gives and gives, yet no one gives to her. He knows exactly what he wants to give her in order to make her smile even wider. Risks: there’s really no risk with this lovely goddess, only the risk of not loving her enough. Sigh……no, no - no sigh - i’m ready to give and give and give as much as you, kwan yin!!…..i love you, i love you, i love you….let us make enlightened love for enternity - let me please you beyond any bohisattva who hast cometh before me - so be it - let us share infinite love until the end of time - or until the wheels fall off……whichever comes first

By: moviedog

moviedog — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 20:39:32 +0000

I’m surprised this doesn’t mention the Greek gods who were always sleeping with the wrong partner, with interesting results.

By: seany

seany — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:00:16 +0000

Buffy Summers.

By: seany

seany — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:23:34 +0000

Buffy Summers.

Because dancing with that sassy Slayer sarcasm would be formidable wordplay foreplay. Because she would put her heart and soul into it. Because she looks really great in a mini-skirt.

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:42:12 +0000

I’d have to say Lilith. I mean there are soooo many to chose from. But really Lilith, Mother of Demons, Paramour of Lucifer. She told adam no, she told the god of abraham no, she is supposed to have had lovers among the angels and the fallen, to be mother of witches. Ya i wanna do the horizontal tango (and vertical tango too) with Lilith.

By: Cynthia

Cynthia — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:58:51 +0000

Lugh has visited me at least twice. Boy howdy, yes indeedy, Lugh.

By: hellpie

hellpie — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:44:51 +0000

I would boink the Om Nama Shivaya GodNess within me, manifest in the fleshy HereNow. Maybe in a three-way with Black Tara.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 04:15:10 +0000

I’d go for Asherah. She used to be the consort of Yahweh, but they’ve been going through “a period of separation” aka “the patriarchy.” Basically, she hasn’t gotten laid in like 4000 years. But this isn’t just mercy sex. One of Asherah’s earliest depictions was the form of a tree - the Tree of Life. Asherah, I’d climb all up in your branches. Who wouldn’t? Added intrigue - trying to sneak around behind the back of an omnipotent (and impotent?) God.

By: amphibious

amphibious — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 07:41:25 +0000

Kali is a good two shoes, I want Durga, her down & sweaty aspect.

By: Numinia

Numinia — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:14:57 +0000

Dumuzid, Inana’s boy toy of choice…he could plow my vulva.

Hope to see you on the playa, Cowgirl.

By: RookieMom Heather

RookieMom Heather — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:21:06 +0000

Just wanted to say you’re a crack up. I’m not ready to answer your question though. I’m too uptight.

By: Hank

Hank — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:19:24 +0000

I would have to say, Anna, Grandmother of Jesus. If you have read her book….some of the portions made even ME blush! She lived to be 620 years…if I remember correctly… There HAS to be some serious experience there! Book is called…Anna, Grandmother of Jesus! Second choice would have to be any Lemurian (female) Being of the past. Have solid, have spirit? Mega-vibrations there!

By: NJA

NJA — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:41:10 +0000

Re: JC’s “ability to resurrect (wink) himself”

hahahaha!! You’re hilarious…but making me feel a tad inadequate!!!

Nick

By: Svetaketu

Svetaketu — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:52:00 +0000

A precious friend gave me a copy of your book not long ago. So far, I’ve only been able to nibble. Utterly delicious. She may have been trying to hint at my woefully inadequate understanding of feminine energy and its many manifestations. She may have been warning me about that shadowy stuff lurking in my own psyche. I could be headed for trouble. Or maybe things will work out without dreadful karmic explosions.

So I plugged in to your blog and got hooked by the linguistic bacchanalia of it all. The words are like wine around here.

What I wanted to mention, and also ask, about this entry relates to a friend of mine. Another one. She’s a talented poet who studied with Anne Waldman. One time she and Anne were debating whether or not a woman can actually DO a guy, or if she is always DONE. She never finished telling me where Anne settled on the issue. My question, Cowgirl, is where do YOU fall on the issue?

My comment relates to the thought I had about this question. It seems to me the myths reveal a few things. The story that came to mind when my friend told me about her chat with Anne Waldman was of Anchises and Aphrodite. Miss Thang disguised herself as a mortal and got together with Anchises, a married man I think. She kept him going for TWO WEEKS. Two weeks of goddess love tempts me to put Aphrodite at the top of my list. You KNOW that girl must have skills. But, when Anchises found out he had been with a goddess that whole time, his first reaction was fear for his manhood. Goddess love is apparently so powerful it can put a man out of the game altogether. That suggests to me that the male psyche senses the power of the feminine and surely feels it can not only be DONE, but OVER-done. Various taboos related to the female anatomy reinforce this suspicion. We know you all are way powerful, and it makes us tremble. Sometimes sweetly. Sometimes out of shear fright.

The main comment I have is: maybe this little danger should be added to Aphrodite’s list of risks. As with all great fems, you better be ready to risk everything. The other problem was that, once Anchises was assured of his manhood, he couldn’t help himself and had to brag a little. Zeus promptly zapped him in the leg, making him lame for life. The risks are at every turn in this game of the ego’s little deaths (and potentially unholy resurrections–though I’m not ready to try Jesus as a way to overcome that . . . maybe Persephone).

By: Nicole

Nicole — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:28:59 +0000

I LOVE this!!!
I got all excited and was thinking about who would be my choice, when I made the stuipd mistake of telling my christian friends about it, to put it lightly…they didn’t take it well. I am laughed at when I talk to the universe, and openly meditate in front of my altar. I find it frustrating that if you say anything negative about any particular ” RELIGION” you are bombarded with angry responses but as soon as I start to talk about my more “new-agey” beliefs they are shot to hell. Especially at my age (19).

So thank godess for you Sera Beak, for were it not for you, I would have given up on humanity as a whole.

By: Maxine

Maxine — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:10:49 +0000

@Amphibious - Actually Durga is probably more traditionally acceptable than Kali. There is no way you could describe Kali as a goody-two-shoes.